{"product_id":"funny-ems-coffee-mug-dark-humor-gift-for-nurses-paramedics","title":"EMS Dark Humor Coffee Mug | Funny Gift for Nurses \u0026 Paramedics | 15 oz","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCharting sober is a crime.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eStart your shift with caffeine and the quiet understanding that some documentation is best approached with a full cup and zero expectations. This mug features a vintage-style design built around the two things keeping EMS and healthcare culture running: coffee and controlled substances you definitely can't put in your mug.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe vibe is accurate. The coffee is real. The humor is necessary.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eParamedics, nurses, and ER providers who have stared at a PCR at 3AM\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eEMS and nursing graduation gifts, Nurses Week, or \"you made it\" recognition\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eAnyone in healthcare who has developed a complicated relationship with documentation\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDetails:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e15 oz ceramic — room for a real pour, not a sympathy sip\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eFull-wrap sublimation print — vivid color that holds up through hundreds of washes\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eDishwasher safe · Microwave safe\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eGet it for the provider who shows up, does the work, and then has to write about all of it.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"15oz \/ Black","offer_id":51196308455739,"sku":"19646998643580628623","price":26.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"15oz \/ Blue","offer_id":51196308488507,"sku":"24882868999638993981","price":26.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"15oz \/ Cambridge Blue","offer_id":51196308521275,"sku":"11862902494120975265","price":26.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"15oz \/ Green","offer_id":51196308554043,"sku":"19773391943127523278","price":26.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"15oz \/ Light Blue","offer_id":51196308586811,"sku":"29761548946906976578","price":26.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"15oz \/ Light Green","offer_id":51196308619579,"sku":"20732644581668459338","price":26.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"15oz \/ Maroon","offer_id":51196308652347,"sku":"25838117718946892406","price":26.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"15oz \/ Orange","offer_id":51196308685115,"sku":"27500442292967235320","price":26.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"15oz \/ Pink","offer_id":51196308717883,"sku":"53140281746410473708","price":26.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"15oz \/ Red","offer_id":51196308750651,"sku":"71202855840283078021","price":26.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0941\/2283\/6283\/files\/10593068823746447303_2048.jpg?v=1777395628","url":"https:\/\/unhingedmugs.us\/products\/funny-ems-coffee-mug-dark-humor-gift-for-nurses-paramedics","provider":"Unhinged Mugs","version":"1.0","type":"link"}