Catch Flights Not Felonies — 15 oz dark humor coffee mug, white ceramic with black interior

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Catch Flights Not Felonies Mug | Funny Travel Coffee Mug | 15 oz

$26.95

Color: Black

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The travel philosophy that actually holds up.

Good advice. Life advice. The kind of wisdom that applies to roughly 90% of bad decision scenarios. Catch the flight. Skip the felony. In that order, every time, with no exceptions.

A mug for people who have priorities and understand the importance of sequencing.

Perfect for:

  • Travelers, adventurers, and anyone with an upcoming trip and a sense of humor
  • Best friend gifts, bachelorette gifts, or "going away" presents with double meaning
  • Anyone who has needed this reminder at least once

Details:

  • 15 oz ceramic — room for a real pour, not a sympathy sip
  • Full-wrap sublimation print — vivid color that holds up through hundreds of washes
  • Dishwasher safe · Microwave safe

Give it to your most chaotic friend before their next trip. Consider it a public service.