Stop Screaming I'm Scared Too — 15 oz EMS dark humor coffee mug, white ceramic with black interior

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Stop Screaming I'm Scared Too Mug | EMS Dark Humor Gift | 15 oz

$26.95

Color: Black

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The most honest thing any first responder has ever thought.

The radio drops. The scene is exactly what dispatch said it was. And somewhere in the back of your mind — while you're moving, assessing, doing the thing — there's a small voice that fully agrees with the screaming. This mug is for the EMS provider who has absolutely been there and will absolutely never say it out loud. Except on a coffee mug.

Perfect for:

  • Paramedics and EMTs who will read this and feel immediately seen
  • EMS graduation gifts, EMS Week, or "you made it through another shift" recognition
  • Anyone in first response who has maintained composure while relating to the patient more than they let on

Details:

  • 15 oz ceramic — room for a real pour, not a sympathy sip
  • Full-wrap sublimation print — vivid color that holds up through hundreds of washes
  • Dishwasher safe · Microwave safe

Give it to the medic who holds it together so everyone else doesn't have to.