There's Ketamine in This — 15 oz EMS dark humor coffee mug, white ceramic with black interior

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There's Ketamine in This Mug | Funny EMS & Nurse Gift | 15 oz

$26.95

Color: Black

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There's ketamine in this. You're welcome.

Ketamine: the gift that keeps on dissociating. Whether you've pushed it in the field, titrated it in the ED, or just feel a deep kinship with its dissociative properties after a long shift — this mug is for you. The label is clear. The boundaries are set.

Perfect for:

  • Paramedics, nurses, and ER providers who have a complicated but respectful relationship with ketamine
  • EMS and nursing graduation gifts, Nurses Week, or shift survival recognition
  • Anyone in healthcare who has thought about this mug concept and immediately needed it

Details:

  • 15 oz ceramic — room for a real pour, not a sympathy sip
  • Full-wrap sublimation print — vivid color that holds up through hundreds of washes
  • Dishwasher safe · Microwave safe

Get one for the medic who knows exactly what this means. They'll appreciate the transparency.