Throw Ass Not Hands — 15 oz dark humor coffee mug, white ceramic with black interior

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Throw Ass Not Hands Mug | Sassy Humor Coffee Mug | 15 oz

$26.95

Color: Black

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The diplomatic solution.

There's a time for hands and a time for other methods. This mug endorses the latter — boldly, unapologetically, and with full commitment. For the person who has strong opinions about conflict resolution and has clearly thought about the alternatives.

Perfect for:

  • The sassiest person in your group chat who will appreciate this immediately
  • Birthdays, girl's trips, bachelorette gifts, or "this is your energy" presents
  • Anyone whose approach to problems is creative, committed, and slightly unhinged

Details:

  • 15 oz ceramic — room for a real pour, not a sympathy sip
  • Full-wrap sublimation print — vivid color that holds up through hundreds of washes
  • Dishwasher safe · Microwave safe

Get it for the person in your life who solves problems with full-body enthusiasm.